Thursday, April 24, 2008

Hilarious

It was very early days of railway in our country and toilets were not introduced in the compartments. Okhil Chandra Sen narrates the inconveniences caused in this letter, written in 1909 and now displayed in the Railway Museum in New Delhi -

“I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with ‘lotah’ in one hand and ‘dhoti’ in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on plateform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers.”

Great ... now another material, that too has the potential to occupy a place in the same museum ... a ticket booked 100 years in advance !!!! The Times of India reports -

HOWRAH: Sixty-year-old Gopal Dey has a ticket to ride but nowhere to go. The tailor from Kadamtala in Howrah has a Kolkata-Jamshedpur train ticket — dated June 28, 2073. Dey has Indian Railways in a fix. Taking advantage of a rule that once allowed passengers to buy advance tickets without any time limit, Dey booked a ride on the Tata Express as a practical joke in 1973. Of course, Dey never expected to use the ticket. He plans to hand over the ticket to his daughter and hopes his grandson can use it. ........ The fare? A princely Rs 9.75.

Train ride or Time Machine ride !!!!!!
Read the full report ....